we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
