her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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