you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Green mimosas i think yes
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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