his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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