I feel like abortions should bother me more
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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