So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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