We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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