you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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