Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just had sex bonerless
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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