We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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