we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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