Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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