Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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