we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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