i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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