My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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