plz talk dirty to me
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
