I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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