Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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