It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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