hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
