My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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