What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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