You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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