K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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