It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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