Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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