So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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