Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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