well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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