It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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