Porn is love you can see.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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