I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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