Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
