wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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