Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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