I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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