he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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