He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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