She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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