Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
send nudes
from the living room?
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