so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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