my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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