"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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