Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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