I wannas sexs uuuuu
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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