Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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