I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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