Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
