If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
