Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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