Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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