If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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