get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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