Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
please come you make the beer taste better
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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