Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize