There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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