bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im holly from the hills drunk
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
my being single is dangerous.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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